Sleep is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. Only 2% of wealthy people say they fear the police 94% of working class people fear the police. When I'm driving it scares the crap out of me. They charged one and let the other one off.Īn officer came up to me and asked, 'Where were you between 4 and 6?'Ĭall the police and start a search party because I cant find my self esteemĭear rappers, please stop putting police sirens in your music. What do you call a police officer in a sleeping bag?Ī police recruit was asked during the exam, 'What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?'Ī policeman arrested 2 boys yesterday, one for drinking battery acid, the other for eating fireworks. Only if it's an open container of whoop ass. What did the blonde police officer say to his belly button? Why did the cat get pulled over by the police? Why are police officers excellent volleyball players?īecause they know how to serve and protect. What is it called when a cop puts a criminal in police vehicle?

Jelly, powdered, glazed and chocolate frosted. What is the four food groups of police officers? What did the Probation Officer say to his client after he failed a piss test? Why was the police officer sleeping on the job? Why did the cops go to the baseball game?īecause they heard someone was stealing a base. Who do you call when Zika infected mosquitoes attack? Taking Karen out of business and working overtime.

They are taking Karen out of business (every day), None they just beat the room for being black. How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mug shot? How do you know if a police officer is gay?Ĭop: 'Were going to have to give you a drug test.' What did the policeman say to his belly button? Me: 'Because you were bored and wanted someone to talk to?ĭid you hear that the energizer bunny was arrested? Police: 'Do you know why I pulled you over?' What did the Missouri sheriff call the black teen who had been shot 12 times? What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison? Q: What do you call a female police officer who plays guitar? What's black and always in the back of a police car?įemale Police Officer: 'Anything you say can or will be held against you.' Pothead: 'No officer, it's 'Hi, How are you?'Ī football player, an illegal immigrant, and a Muslim are in a car whose driving?

I bet he said i was speeding